Your Lover, Ted
Ted is the person who you previously were, currently are, or eventually will be in love with. Think about it: didn't you once date a guy named Ted? Or maybe you're currently dating Ted? If not, isn't it conceivable that you could one day have a lover named Ted? Yes, it is. Look up quantum mechanics sometime.
To learn more about Ted, click on the piece below that best describes your current relationship to him.