Many readers of The Enduring Vision may not realize it, but the founder of this paper -- i.e., me (i.e., the person writing this) -- is a certified doctor in Psychology! That's right, I founded this fine newspaper after a failed bid to become the richest head-doctor on the East Coast. Now, I bring my real brain-medicine-thing to you.
Read any column below to see the results of me helping distressed readers.
Science
Paleontologists Make Rare Discovery That Will Finally Get Them Laid (03/08/10)
Politics
MPAA Assigns Obama PG-13 Rating For Adult Themes, Smoking (03/04/10)
Letters
Your Letters Answered (03/03/10)
Science
Whale Trainer's Death Reveals Hidden Dangers Of Anthropomorphizing Carnivorous Predators (03/01/10)
Business
Emotionar Toyota CEO Make Prea To Rawmakers, Predge To Improve Vehicres (02/28/10)
Politics
Democrats, Republicans Draft Bipartisan Legislation Requiring Both Parties to Disagree on Everything, Always (02/25/10)
Politics
God Once Again Fails To Kill Dick Cheney (02/23/10)
Editorial
Black History Month Seems Pretty White To Me (02/22/10)
U.S.
Man Discovers That His Best Talent Is Masturbating (02/16/10)
Politics
Bill Clinton Hospitalized For Erection Lasting More Than Sixteen Years (02/12/10)
Business
Just For Men To Market 'Touch Of Gay' Hair Product (02/09/10)
