Fanfic Den

Pictured: copyright-fraudilicious art for our upcoming book.

"Fanfic" is a shortened, compound form of "fan fiction", fan-made stories that take established characters in strange new directions. If you didn't know that, congratulations: you've made it this far without knowing what fanfic is. You are a better person for it.

Below, you can read our very own continuing fanfic saga, a hybrid of The Lord Of The Rings and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Enjoy!

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